April 2008
5 Things...
5 Things found in my bag: my phone, my camera, my lipgloss, my wallet, and a pen. 5 Favorite Things in my room: my laptop, my pillows, my teddy bear (yes i still sleep with a teddy bear), and my book of the moment. 5 Things I’ve always wanted to do: finish my interior design degree, visit europe, go sky diving, get back into photography, and go back to Wyoming. 5 Things I’m currently into: the...
im watching Eurotrip for the first time in what seems like forever. I also forgot that there’s the worlds biggest sausage-fest in that movie. Seeing old naked men run is…*shudders*…something I’d hoped to avoid witnessing. But damn if it isnt good for a laugh, which is something i really needed today.
Me: So, my friend told me how this guy she was sleeping with made animal noises during sex.
Tim: Have you ever heard an Elephant in heat?
Me: ...
Tim: Would you like to? Reow. Sexy.
Andrew: Gazelle!!
is it bad that I find myself fairly addicted to Anthony Bourdains: No Reservations?
18 days!!
—To my 21st birthday that is. May 16th is just around the corner and I STILL have no idea what I’m going to do. Anyone have any ideas? email me!
A sad soul can kill you quicker, far quicker, than a germ.
– John Steinbeck.
while being locked in the bathroom--
Me: Hey let us out, come on thats so not cool guys!
Dez: Yo! It's Anne Frank! Let us out, the Nazis are gone and we wanna play!"
on breaking up...
helpmehelpyou: some advice i gave a really Amazing person (you hear me? A-mazing). when we break up with someone- a friend or a significant other- it tests our will- sure in the long run you will build strength and character (oh joy!) but in the moment you are suffering extreme pain— and it is no fun (At all). everything becomes a struggle. you are in the midst of this right now. it’s going to...
Phrases Men Use
testumblrone: Shut the fuck up. This means “shut the fuck up.” I’m ready. Men use this to indicate they are “ready.” Nothing. This literally means “nothing.” We’re not desperately holding anything emotional in, we just want you to drop whatever it is that you’re babbling about so we can get back to the television without distraction. Go Ahead. This is loving encouragement, not a dare. Please do...
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
tumblinas: (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you...
Today was my first day off in two weeks. I’m exhausted…
You call it relationship vacation but everyone else on earth calls it a break...
– Spencer - he’s so smart! Swoon! (via emilyposts) a certifiable relationship-genius.
Everyone discusses my art and pretends to understand, as if it were necessary to...
– Claude Monet (via tender) you don’t need to understand me (nearly impossible). just love me. simple.(via hearmeroar)
my page reminds me of an easter egg.
somehow...
…I think I’ve managed to screw up my back (again). Thanks Honda.
At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running...
– One Tree Hill (via jeralyndwile) (via missbrightside) I’m ridiculously addicted to that show.
chillax, alright?
I had this LITTLE problem with my sugar level the other night…okay, I had a brown-out. But now, at every little noise I make, my mom will come in with this worried look on her face and ask me if I’m okay. I enjoyed it for the first two giggles and a cough but then it just got a little annoying… Mom, I love you, but chill…
The best fashion web sites?
mascarah: anthonydever: mascarah wrote: Best sites to shop online or best sites about fashion? The best sites about fashion. Places you might go for news, info, inspiration, trends, etc. Thnx v much :) Fashionista: http://fashionista.com/ Racked: http://racked.com/ NYP The Haute List: http://blogs.nypost.com/fashion/ High Snobiety: http://www.highsnobiety.com/ nitro:...
my fight with life.
In sort-of response to thillythenny’s entry …My paternal grandmother was diagnosed with breast cancer 10 years ago and died from it but hers wasnt the kind that was genetic. Also my maternal grandmother was diagnosed with breast cancer 8 years ago and her biopsy showed that hers was the kind that was. Because of that my mom was tested for the genetic trait for breast cancer and she didnt have it,...
okay, so I’m sorry that I havent been on lately. My computer AND laptop have been on the fritz, plus I’ve been out with pneumonia..which i still have. Who would have thought, pneumonia in April (keep in mind it’s Arizona and our low temp is 60 at night).
haha, um? Britney, you really outdid yourself this time…bah.